I’ve figured out why I hate Piper Chapman so much.
I’m just like her.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
I don’t think I can ever forgive Piper Chapman for (spoilers as of 1.11)